Light beer · 2.8% alc/vol · 355 ml

It tastes like beer.

A light lager made for drinking, not for studying. Comes in boxes of 36, 78 and 136. No tasting notes. No glass.

21+ only. Not on sale yet. Out soon.

Alcohol2.8%
Can355 ml
Box sizes36 · 78 · 136
Tasting notesBeer
Glass requiredNo

Comes in big boxes

There is no six-pack. Three sizes, all of them big. Each one also stacks into a perfect pyramid, which is not a feature. We just liked it.

Fig. 2 · Pick a box

Prices coming soon. Sold through stores and bars near you, not shipped.

· cans

The lineup

Every can gets one letter: S, M, A or H. Put five in the right order and you've got the name. Put them in any other order and, well, try it.

SMASH

Spell something

Tap a can to add it · tap it again to take it back

Words found: of

How to smash a beer

Fig. 3 · Difficulty: low

  1. 1Crack it.
    Listen for the psst. Best part, honestly.
  2. 2Sip it.
    It's 2.8%. Take the whole afternoon. We won't check.
  3. 3Crush it.
    Once it's empty. Flatten it, then recycle it.

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